The spookiest month of the year is about to wind up, so I thought it would be an interesting exorcism, er, exercise to list some issues that can bring about terror and nightmares for support pros. Oh sure, the minions of darkness could, at any time, slip into your network or your client's network and bring it down. But you're prepared for that eventuality. Right?
Wrong! You can never be prepared for everything. But certain horrors are sure bets. Let's brave a look under the bed and see what may be lurking.
1: Viruses infecting the same machine over and over
This isn't one of those frights that will have you losing sleep. But it will have you cursing the day you took on the client with the employee who insists on opening every attachment that graces his inbox and going to random sites all day. When that same employee reports yet another virus, it's time to make a sweeping change to keep this from continually popping up. Otherwise, you will go to the grave with more gray hair than you would like.
2: Reoccurring issues thought to be fixed
You spent hours last month working on that Adtran router to get RDP reaching the internal network. For some odd reason it just stopped working. It took you long enough, but you managed the big win and it started working again. But then, out of nowhere (yet again), it stopped working. Back to the drawing board, only this time all the settings you fixed last time are still good. This is going to end bad. Not only are you going to have a client angry that you're having to solve a problem you reported fixed, you might well have to tell them they are going to have to purchase new hardware.
3: Clients refusing to pay
Your livelihood depends upon your clients' willingness to pay. They don't pay, you don't play. That is a nightmare no one wants to have to live, but it seems to be a recurring theme for nearly all support specialists I know. How do you avoid this nightmare? Other than bringing in the local strong arm, this is one of those nightmares that can be a really challenge to avoid.
4: The call in the middle of the night
It's the witching hour and your special Batphone rings to let you know the network is down. Hard down. You can't remote in to check it out, you can't do anything other than pull on a pair of pants, get in your car, and head to the job site to reboot whatever piece of equipment is giving you fits. If you're lucky, maybe a call to the provider will reveal that there is a serious issue going on with your pipe. That would be somewhat good news, in that you wouldn't have to relocate from your bed to your job.
5: Server down... no backup
That's right...the nightmare of nightmares for IT. Your server has tanked and there is no backup to restore from. What does that mean? You are officially at the mercy of a broken drive or RAID array and will have to pray that the data on those drives can be recovered. The lesson for this nightmare? Back up your servers and convince your clients of the importance of backing up their servers!
6: Budget cuts
In this economy, companies are downsizing everything, including IT. Many companies are migrating from internal IT to outsourced IT. If you work as internal IT and you see the writing on the wall, this is a nightmare you may not be able to avoid. Budget cuts are a certainty, with companies facing an economy that bounces up and down. If there is anything you can do to avoid this time of nightmare it would be to work efficiently and ensure that everything you do and every decision you make is sound.
7: The hacked network
It's an inevitability. At some point, your company network is going to get hacked. What this means depends on a lot of variables. But the most important thing is that you are prepared for it. Have a disaster plan that includes security breaches -- not just hardware failure. But even a disaster recovery plan can't keep this harbinger of doom from haunting your nightmares. Instead of just relying on a recovery plan, make sure your protection is as strong as it can be. Make sure updates are applied, make sure all security rules are checked, and make sure all security hardware is up to par with today's attacks.
8: Lost admin passwords
My memory is not what it once was. And like the Actor's Nightmare (forgetting your lines during a production), one nightmare is forgetting the administrator passwords for various systems. Yes, even problems like this can be circumvented, but sometimes not easily. You forget that domain admin password and there could be problems. Forget that router admin password or Cisco admin password and you're going to have to jump through hoops of flame forged in Hell. Keep those passwords safe and available (to your eyes only).
9: The death of VPN
If a client has a number of employees who work remotely through a VPN and that tunnel goes down, havoc ensues. And when this happens, who do they hold responsible? That's right: You! When that VPN goes down, lots of people can't work. That could mean a great deal of lost productivity -- all on your shoulders. This is one reason why it's crucial to make sure that VPN is solid and isn't prone to drops or configuration issues.
10: A damaged QuickBooks data file
Because I'm a certified QuickBooks engineer, I see this a lot. When something goes awry with a QuickBooks data file, if there aren't backups to turn to, things can get very dicey. What makes this one especially hellish is that you have the company's finances in your hands. When money is at stake, the DEFCON level rises to a point of panic that other issues don't touch. Remember, we are talking about the client's money, and nothing is as scary as messing with someone's ability to pay or get paid.
Did you find yourself wanting to curl up under your covers and hold your breath, lest the boogeyman rip you from your sleep and shake the soul from you? Being an IT pro can sometimes feel like it's one nightmare after another. Have you had those days/weeks/months? Share your worst horror story with your fellow TechRepublic readers.
Jack Wallen is an award-winning writer for Techrepublic and Linux.com. As an avid promoter/user of the Linux OS, Jack tries to convert as many users to open source as possible. His current favorite flavor of Linux is Bodhi Linux (a melding of Ubuntu and Enlightenment). When Jack isn't writing about Linux he is hard at work on his other writing career -- writing about zombies, various killers, super heroes, and just about everything else he can manipulate between the folds of reality. You can find Jack's books on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Smashwords. Outnumbered in his house one male to two females and three humans to six felines, Jack maintains his sanity by riding his mountain bike and working on his next books. For more news about Jack Wallen, visit his website Get Jack'd.