Piracy

Avast, ye scalawags, for Talk Like a Pirate Day draws nigh!


Image courtesy of WikipediaLook sharp, ye mangy BitTorrentin', Limewirin', BSA-confoundin' scum, for Talk Like a Pirate Day is fast upon us. Today, all who sail the (literal or virtual) seas with a lust for treasure and a care not for the shacklin' laws o' property are henceforth obliged on the 19th of ol' September to speak as I do here, in the fashion of ye ol' (fictional and stereotypical) pirates! Such is tradition stretchin' back to nights o' yore (1995), afore the dark days of ye Dot-Com Bubble.

Moreabouts, ye scurvy wretches, ye shan't dare be honorin' ye buccaneerin' forebears with mere speech. A true pirate is judged by his loot, so I proffer for ye unworthy benefit this bill of fare, according a grand list o' proper pirate swag:

  • Pirattitude!: So you Wanna Be a Pirate? Here's How! The official handbook o' piratin', from the founders of our fair holiday.
  • π-rate T-shirt This here garment be equatin' grand piracy with a certain infamous irrational number.
  • The Government Manual for New Pirates Even Jolly Ol' Gov'ment has use for privateers and pillagers now and again, so they've provided ye a guidebook fer such hallowed pursuits.
  • Pirates for Hire Baseball Cap Tis no grand badge o' rank, but tis a fare bonnet, an may yet land ye payin' work fer ye "honest" trade.
  • Arrgh T-shirt Speaks ye pirate call, even when ye yerself 'r silent. And it sports ye skull 'n cross-swords fer good measure.
  • Pirate Mug A nip o' rum goes down easier when ye tankard is affixed with the pirate yell and the emblem o' ye trade.

Also, for ye insatiable wretches...

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7 comments
CaptBilly1Eye
CaptBilly1Eye

Thank ye, NaughtyMonkey, ye scallywag, fer thinkin' o' me. Aye Matey, Ye knew I would show up before high tide. I be in full attire fer th' day an' speakin' as th' buccanneer I be. Of all th' days o' th' voyage, I await this event th' most. 'Tis th' time when all ye bilge rats can sound like th' captain. ...or at least make th' attempt. But beware... cross me on me evnin' tide an' I`ll hang ye from th' highest yardarm. Nay, belay that. `Tis a time fer reverie an' a time t' bless th' bones we can unite in one as members o' th' eternal brethren. Sail on me hearties!

CharlieSpencer
CharlieSpencer

Matey, ye be skippin' o'er that cabin boy Depp's picture shows. Thar's more to be l'arnin' from ol' Errol Flynn's "Captain Blood" and "The Sea Hawk" 'bout the Code. Now shove off or its keel-haulin' for ye!

links
links

All I can think of is arghhh matey and shiver me timbers...which seems lame and cliche compared to the article you posted...Haven't read up enough on pirates i guess...Wonder how long it took you to come up with all this...Would have taken me days to come up with all that...maybe I should check out some of those resources you so thoughtfully provided us, brb... Here's something that needs asharing I guess, a translator to pirate speak http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php Not this link LTO4

NaughtyMonkey
NaughtyMonkey

whar be that scoundrel capt billy. that foul blaggart be one to partake in this discourse.