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Blatantly cheesecake Star Wars recruitment posters

How does a Galactic Empire recruit new Storm Troopers in the wake of a lost Death Star? Why, by appealing to the (ahem) natural instincts (cough) of hot-blooded Imperial citizens everywhere. These parody posters say it all.

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OK, so you're the Galactic Empire, you've ruled everything short of the Outer Rim for almost two decades, but that infuriating Rebel Alliance has just destroyed the very same Death Star you spent most of that time building. You've long since exhausted most of the original clone troopers that got your whole New Order started, and you need to refresh your image--and bring in some new troops--to quell any serious thoughts of insurrection. What do you do?

Why, you issue a series of blatantly cheesecake Imperial recruitment posters! That should get every hot-blooded male human this side of of Tatooine demanding to transmit his application to the Academy this season, moisture harvest or no!

These alluring parody prints come to us courtesy of the extraordinarily talented Feng Zhu, who was bought to our attention by the good folks over at SFSignal.

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7 comments
jmgarvin
jmgarvin

ooooooohhhhh...I get it...

cam8122
cam8122

"Why, you issue a series of blatantly cheesecake Imperial recruitment posters! That should get every hot-blooded female human this side of of Tatooine demanding to transmit her application to the Academy this season, moisture harvest or no!

DaBigTrain
DaBigTrain

You know, it's this sort of thing that keeps geeks dateless. "Oooooh, baby, lookat her!" Um, sir, she's a drawing. Calm down.

ralphclark
ralphclark

Look at the picture. That was done before her role was even cast. That's not Mark Hamill either.

DadsPad
DadsPad

Ahem... rise again. :D Entertaining and funny. Starwars fans are something else.

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