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Chronicles of the Pwned: Guinness Book of Gamer Records

For those of you who totally swear you're the most awesomest HALO 3 player to ever live but, as a result, don't have the attention span to leaf through an unabridged copy of the Guinness Book of World Records, relief has come at last.

For those of you who totally swear you're the most awesomest HALO 3 player to ever live but, as a result, don't have the attention span to leaf through an unabridged copy of the Guinness Book of World Records, relief has come at last.

Behold, Guinness World Records – Gamer's Edition 2008. It's got all the records you actually care about, from marathon GTA IV pwnage to ancient history like Pac-Man mastery and extreme Pongification. Oh, and if the book is too analog for you — after all, if it doesn't come direct through Google, it doesn't exist — there's always the Guinness for Gamers Web site, which cuts down on all that useless reading even further, thanks to online forums and videos. Game on.

(Found via Geeks of Doom.)

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