that would multiply the performance of the Internet while
simultaneously making Google the most powerful and indispensible
company in the history of the world.
Apparently, that was only Phase 1.
Phase 2 would involve the distribution of the Google Cube, a universal interface device
that would attach to every bit of electronics in your house,
simultaneously creating the universal home network we've been promised
for 30 years and creating a broadband wireless mesh network that flanks
and replaces every phone, cable, VOIP, and cellular provider in
I shudder to think what wonders Phase 3 will entail. My money is on something telepathic, or possibly a time machine.
Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can also follow him on his personal blog.