Behold, the Super Maul, a laser-guided, rubber-band-powered pencil cannon capable of puncturing a loaded soda can at close range. It's just one of several designs for weapons conjured solely out of common office supplies available at OfficeGuns.com. Why spend your money on common Nerf weapons when you can hack together a truly dangerous device by raiding the office manager's supply closet? It's almost worth the inevitable lawsuits.
(Found via Super Punch.)
Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger -- amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can also follow him on his personal blog.