Look, I know they call it "hacking" but that doesn't mean you're actually supposed to, you know, hack away at the hardware. If ever there was an implied aptitude test for IT, this person failed it with flying colors.
Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger -- amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can also follow him on his personal blog.