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Monday mug: I am the Intersect

Audiences -- and nerds in particular -- love the TV show "Chuck" because it makes being a know-it-all IT geek into a superpower that allows you to fight crime and date a mega-hot secret agent. The secret to Chuck's success? "I am the Intersect."

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i_am_the_intersect.pngAudiences — and nerds in particular — love the TV show Chuck because it makes being a know-it-all IT geek into a superpower that allows you to fight crime and date a mega-hot secret agent. The secret to Chuck's success? "I am the Intersect," the sum of all covert intelligence analysis possessed by the U.S. government. Also, he listens to Arcade Fire, plays Call of Duty, and watches Dune. You too can honor and emulate these dorktacular skills and abilities — or just confuse your coworkers by declaring that you (or your coffee) is also the Intersect. Genius.

About Jay Garmon

Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can a...

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