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Monday mug: The drink selector

The Drink Selector Mug allows you to specify exactly which side of the coffee vs. tea, sugar vs. honey, and soma vs. spice debates you reside upon -- without the burden of actually talking to anyone.

Let's be honest, if geeks liked actual human contact, we wouldn't have invented e-mail, instant messengers, or Second Life. Sadly, many of us are forced to invoke actual human-to-human voice communication to receive our preferred version and mixture of liquid caffeine brain-fuel. At least, until the invention of the Drink Selector Mug, which allows you to specify exactly which side of the coffee vs. tea, sugar vs. honey, and soma vs. spice debates you reside upon — without the burden of actually talking to anyone. Isn't technology grand?

About Jay Garmon

Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can a...

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