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Monday mug: Wizard needs food badly

Admit it, there are days that you, too, have felt like an undernourished spellcaster desperately fighting his way through a monster-infested dungeon in search of that precious foodstuff that will return you to full strength. Now you can get that much needed replenishment via the "Wizard needs food badly" mug.

Admit it, there are days that you, too, have felt like an undernourished spellcaster desperately fighting his way through a monster-infested dungeon in search of that precious foodstuff that will return you to full strength. Days when you feel like you can barely run the (ahem) Gauntlet without the benefit of a magic potion, a complete roast ham dinner on a silver platter that someone left on the floor of monster's lair, and perhaps the help of Green Elf, Red Warrior, and Yellow Valkyrie.

We've all been there, and now, you can get that much needed replenishment via the "Wizard needs food badly" mug. And for those of you who don't recognize the sentiment (or the quote), we refer you to this Five Iron Frenzy video, which explains the concept of "Wizard needs food badly" quite well.

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