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'News' -- Steve Jobs rushed to the set of 'House'

What happens when an someone who has built a multibillion-dollar fortune on managing an image appears in ill health? His acolytes rush him to an imaginary doctor.

What happens when an someone who has built a multibillion-dollar fortune on managing an image appears in ill health? His acolytes rush him to an imaginary doctor. The Onion-esque fake news site Capitalist Banter has all the details on Steve Jobs' "episode" with Doctor Greg House. It's funny because it's almost true.

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