In lieu of the complex (and often condescending) policy documents that dictate when, where, and how your Help Desk staffers will interact with end users, just hang this sign. It pretty much guarantees a rapid decline in help desk tickets, especially if one of your techs is seen wandering the halls with Spaceballs: The Flamethrower. Found via Neatorama.
Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can also follow him on his personal blog.