Courtesy of ThinkGeek, we give you a cotton-fiber ward against those coworkers who assume that your tech support duties include working on their personal home computers free of charge, immediately. Also, it's a great way to come off as cynical and disaffected without mustering the energy to scowl. For those of you in strict dress code offices, just wear this under your button-down and bust it open Clark-Kent-to-Superman style when somebody asks for undeserved assistance. The shirts are actually marked for clearance right now, so act quick before your slogan goes out of stock.
Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger -- amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can also follow him on his personal blog.