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T-shirt: 'No, I will not fix your computer'

I will not fix your computer - shirtCourtesy of ThinkGeek, we give you a cotton-fiber ward against those coworkers who assume that your tech support duties include working on their personal home computers free of charge, immediately. Also, it's a great way to come off as cynical and disaffected without mustering the energy to scowl. For those of you in strict dress code offices, just wear this under your button-down and bust it open Clark-Kent-to-Superman style when somebody asks for undeserved assistance. The shirts are actually marked for clearance right now, so act quick before your slogan goes out of stock.

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