Because you can't have enough veiled references to a prematurely canceled sci-fi series that was reborn as a mildly successful sci-fi movie, we bring you Browncoat Brew, which bespeaks your affinity for both dark lagers and Serenity/Firefly. With Dollhouse due out this fall, you don't want to look like a latecomer to the Joss Whedon adoration society (trust me, every geek is going to be in it when the show about mindwiped hottie assassins and the manly FBI agents who chase them debuts). Browncoat Brew will get your geek cred straight and still let the muggles think you're just a beer snob.
Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can also follow him on his personal blog.