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T-shirt of the week: Grand Moff Somebody

Look, any Darth Nerdlinger can walk the Earth sporting a Lord Vader t-shirt to bluntly shout out his allegiance to the Dark Side, but the true archvillain is the one that can approach his victims with stealth, regal haughtiness, and a most excellent British accent. For the latter group, we present the Moment of Triumph t-shirt from Glarkware.

moff-shirt.jpgLook, any Darth Nerdlinger can walk the Earth sporting a Lord Vader t-shirt to bluntly shout out his allegiance to the Dark Side, but the true archvillain is the one that can approach his victims with stealth, regal haughtiness, and a most excellent British accent. For the latter group, we present the Moment of Triumph t-shirt from Glarkware—complete with (most of) the rank insignia made famous by one Grand Moff Tarkin.

Technically, without the accompanying code cylinders, this insignia only rates you as a Priority Sector High Commander, but any insolent retch that questions your authority can be sent to the spice mines of Kessel, forthwith. That'll learn 'em.

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