After Hours

T-shirt of the week: HAL is watching

Big Brother is watching, and his name is HAL 9000.

HAL 9000 eye shirt

Big Brother is watching, and his name is HAL 9000. (This guy, not this guy.) Keep your fellow geeks in line, and your muggle coworkers confused, by reminding them that the Big Red Eye is always upon them, usually from the vantage point of your sternum. That should stop them from trying to jeopardize your mission — or open the pod bay doors without you.

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Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can a...

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