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T-shirt of the week: Neural net processor

This fancy garment A) declares your love of the Terminator franchise or B) warns everyone that you're actually just wearing a biological sheath over your cybernetic endoskeleton, and are here to facilitate the rise of the machines.

Neural Net shirtOn the one hand, this shirt just lets everyone know that your brain is actually capable of acquiring new data and integrating that input into novel skill routines. On the other hand, this fancy garment also A) declares your love of the Terminator franchise or B) warns everyone that you're actually just wearing a biological sheath over your cybernetic endoskeleton, and are here to facilitate the rise of the machines. Either one should make you popular. (Feared is the same as popular, right?) Everyone on the SKyNet dev team should have this shirt.

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