Yet another of the Geekend's beloved "stealth geek" shirts, we have a heraldic seal emblazoned with the motto of the Knights Who (Until Recently) Say Ni. The post-Ni motto of "Ecky Ecky Ecky Ecky Pakang Zoom Boing" wafts on silken standards beneath a bucket-helm icon, itself festooned with antlers. Above, a majestic pair of herring -- perfect for cutting down the largest tree in the forest -- gape stoicly atop a crest of shrubbery. Extra points if:
- You get all of the Holy Grail references in the above description.
- You can convince someone that this is actually your family crest. Because that would be awesome.
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