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T-shirt of the week: No longer the Knights of Ni

Yet another of the Geekend's beloved "stealth geek" shirts, we have a heraldic seal emblazoned with the motto of the Knights Who (Until Recently) Say Ni.

Knights of Ni SealYet another of the Geekend's beloved "stealth geek" shirts, we have a heraldic seal emblazoned with the motto of the Knights Who (Until Recently) Say Ni. The post-Ni motto of "Ecky Ecky Ecky Ecky Pakang Zoom Boing" wafts on silken standards beneath a bucket-helm icon, itself festooned with antlers. Above, a majestic pair of herring — perfect for cutting down the largest tree in the forest — gape stoicly atop a crest of shrubbery. Extra points if:

  1. You get all of the Holy Grail references in the above description.
  2. You can convince someone that this is actually your family crest. Because that would be awesome.

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