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T-shirt of the week: Omni Consumer Products

You remember OCP, right? Maker of such fine products as SunBlock 5000, the MagnaVolt automobile anti-theft system, and, lest we forget, the premiere cybernetic urban pacification unit on the market.

Show your support for Detroit's beleaguered industry — via the retro-future of 1987 — with this stylish Omni Consumer Products shirt. You remember OCP, right? Maker of such fine goods as SunBlock 5000, the MagnaVolt automobile anti-theft system, the OCP communications suite, and, lest we forget, the premiere cybernetic urban pacification unit on the market. Well, now you too can be part of the OCP product family. Your personal branded packaging awaits.

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