Even if you aren't a current (or resurrected) employee of one of the United States' leading biotechnology companies, you can still proudly wear the logo of the Umbrella Corporation. After all, who would not admire the many gifts that Umbrella has given to the world, advancing progress in such diverse fields as pharmaceuticals, artificial intelligence, and counter-terrorism technology, and — how could we ever forget — its role as one of the world's foremost producers of rogue weaponized synthetic viruses and the associated flesh-eating mutates and shambling zombie hordes. And on those post-apocalyptic evenings when it's raining (hell) cats and (demon) dogs, don't forget to carry your official Umbrella umbrella!
Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can also follow him on his personal blog.