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T-shirt of the week: Wanna destroy the universe?

Want to keep your coworkers from getting a little too holiday-happy this year? Wear a shirt that reminds them you're just one mouse-click away from techno Armageddon.

Destroy the universe

Want to keep your coworkers from getting a little too holiday-happy this year? Wear a shirt that reminds them you're just one mouse-click away from techno Armageddon. It's a clever way to imply that they should keep their eggnog-drizzled mouth shut if they ever want to see their e-mail again. It's important to set a proper tone.

About Jay Garmon

Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can a...

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