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T-shirt: Sith Army Knife


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Honestly, who needs an average, everyday multi-tool when you can get a lightsaber-enhanced cutting device attached to your keychain. Sure, it's not TSA compliant, but who cares when it can cut through any solid short of cortosis. From Threadless via Neatorama.

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6 comments
brian.mills
brian.mills

If you've got a pocket knife with a lightsabre blade on it, do you really need the other knife blades at all? I would think that the lightsabre blade, scissors, screwdriver blades and bottle opener would be the only things needed.

michaellashinsky
michaellashinsky

After a hard day of doing some dirty work around the ...(ship, Tardis, station, otherworldly jungle or swamp,...) have you ever tried to clean under your fingernails with a light saber? Ouch!

Phil N DeBlanc
Phil N DeBlanc

Lets face it - with the lightsaber you can turn your bread into toast and cut it, but the lightsaber will not spread your butter, jam or peanut butter. Keep the knife. And while your at it replace that old standard screwdriver with a Sonic Screwdriver please.

CharlieSpencer
CharlieSpencer

"I need to see the knife." "This is the knife you're looking for." "This is the knife I'm looking for." "You can go about your shopping." "I'm going about my shopping." "Move along." "Move along."

brian.mills
brian.mills

Now THERES an idea! A mini lightsabre and a sonic screwdriver all in one device in your pocket.

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