Any alumni registry that includes Dr. Doom, Reed Richards, Emma Frost, and Peter Parker is one you'll proudly name-drop. At least until the next Skrull invasion.7. Sunnydale High
How many people can claim they went to high school with the Slayer before the campus was consumed in the implosion of the Hellmouth? I mean, how many surviving people can claim that?6. Miskatonic University
So much to be proud of from this isolated New England gem, from its unparalleled library of the occult to its extensive faculty knowledge of the Elder Gods to the only medical school with an accredited specialty in human re-animation. Go 'Pods!5. I.F. Battle School
This military academy may have its critics, many of them Battle School alumni, but any organization that produced Ender "Xenocide" Wiggin is one that's due its share of respect. In darkness, therefore we will fight!4. Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
The only downside to attending the most exclusive school in the Marvel universe is that you have to be "the right kind of people" (read: mutants) to attend, and the only school sports team is a paramilitary strike force trained to defend a world that hates and fears you. But the class reunions are awesome.3. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Yes, it has all the tedious downsides of an English boarding school with the additional inconvenience of placing you in the crosshairs of He Who Shall Not Be Named. But you get to play Quidditch. Enough said.
Bottom line, they teach you superpowers, give you a lightsaber, and encourage you to quote Yoda. Win.
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