Top 10 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants"

Found via Digg: Top 204 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants."

  1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
  2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
  3. The Force is strong in my pants.
  4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
  5. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
  6. Your pants, you will not need them.
  7. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
  8. Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
  9. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
  10. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering.

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