When Bill Gates gave his farewell CES keynote last week, he opened with a video that imagined what his last day at Microsoft might be like. A dozen guest stars, a string of self-deprecating references, and few vintage Star Wars action figures later, and we've got...well...not exactly an answer, but a least a few giggles for our trouble.
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