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Video: The real reason Tiger Woods needed surgery

There are lots of different types of golfers. Prima donnas. Perfectionists. Hobbyists. Semi-pros. But the one you absolutely never invite to your foursome? The Dark Lord of the Sith.

There are lots of different types of golfers. Prima donnas. Perfectionists. Hobbyists. Semi-pros. But the one you absolutely never invite to your foursome? The Dark Lord of the Sith. Still if anything could make televised golf interesting, it'd be a few more Force-chokes on the back nine. And forget Tiger-proofing. You're going to need Sarlacc Pits in the sand traps and ysalamiri in the water hazards if you want any shot at a fair game. But then, where's the fun in that?

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