As long as we're on the subject of dangerously violent LEGO designs, let's take a gander at a motorized rubber band Gatling gun built from LEGOs. Who says modern youth have no creative drive or technical skill? If averting the apocalypse ever comes down to conjuring up a bizarre and impractically injurious LEGO device on the fly, I give humanity at least a fifty-fifty shot of coming out on top.
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