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Video: What if The Matrix ran on Windows XP?

Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, and Cipher must defeat evil Agent Smith to free humanity from a fate worse than death -- a reality run entirely on WinXP boxes.

Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, and Cipher must defeat evil Agent Smith to free humanity from a fate worse than death -- a reality run entirely on WinXP boxes. What dark secrets lurk beneath it's buggy surface, and what unseen influence terriifes even the minions of the machines? Only Clippy knows.

FYI -- we told you Agent Smith was a PC guy.

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10 comments
.Martin.
.Martin.

'the loading bar is moving, but the time is going up?'

jarah.1111
jarah.1111

ubuntu? im going to learn, ubuntu? ROFL clippy :D

LarryD4
LarryD4

Love the paper clip!

jdclyde
jdclyde

or is it the past? Does time mean anything during a bluescreen? :0

Jay Garmon
Jay Garmon

...they could have built everything on Windows ME.

Betageek52
Betageek52

I KNEW I should've taken the Blue pill!!!

.Martin.
.Martin.

I was meant to take the blue pill not the purple one!!!

unhappyuser
unhappyuser

Windows Me? That is just too sick to even think about!