If the true measure of power is pointless displays of conspicuous consumption, then geek power must be flaunted with conspicuous displays of pointless technology. Thus, we give you Dale Mathis' Desk Machine, a quasi-steampunk executive workstation fit only for the most discriminating of would-be corporate overlords.
(Found via GeekDad.)
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