Do you hate the h4xx0red version of English wrought by text messaging? Are you also an old enough fogey to fondly remember Zork and its ilk of text-adventure games? Then you'll love Full Frontal Nerdity's plan to rescue the HALO generation from their own linguistic self-destruction.
Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can also follow him on his personal blog.