Just in time for Valentine's Day, Dork Tower highlights the two classic romantic dilemmas of the typical gamer. I've yet to meet a true game geek who didn't suffer from one or the other.
Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger -- amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can also follow him on his personal blog.