Data Management

Webcomic: When your mom is a database hacker...

We here at the Geekend are big fans of database integrity and data security, but <em>xkcd</em> looks into the future and considers what happens when a generation of developers raised on SQL queries become parents. Short answer: I don't want to be tech support for their children's school--<em>ever</em>.

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We here at the Geekend are big fans of database integrity and data security, but xkcd looks into the future and considers what happens when a generation of developers raised on SQL queries become parents. Short answer: I don't want to be tech support for their children's school—ever.

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