After Hours

WWII as MMORPG

Got this from reddit:

Roosevelt: hey sup


T0J0: y0


Stalin: hi


Churchill: hi


Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!


paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks


T0J0: lol


Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!


benny-tow: haha america sux


Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?


Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever


Stalin: cool


deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help


Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy


Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry


Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me


Roosevelt: get antiair guns


Churchill: i cant afford them


benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?


paTTon: stfu

The whole four-year conflict is summed up in similar fashion here. All I can say is ROTFLMAO.

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