My two favorites: "Axe a question" or "Eating a Sammich"
It's "ask" and "sandwich" for the love of God. Ebonics and ghetto slang is destroying this country and looking at the trashy waty that teens dress today is a perfect example of why the future doesn't look too pretty. I grew up in NYC and I would get very annoyed when I heard people talking this way and bastardizing the English language. For crying out loud, I was born in Eastern Europe, am fluent in two languages, and still manage to speak proper English without butchering it in the process. Like many NYC kids, I got a public school education and came out fine, so what's the excuse of the dumbass kids running around today and talking like a bunch of illiterate retards? I simply don't get it.