How about the mental midgets who call back after you have called them, and they have caller ID. They call you, without identifying themselves and ask, "Who is this?" I want to say "I am a follower of Charles Manson. Are you alone?" Most of the time if they had taken the trouble to check their voice mail the mystery would have been solved without making me feel like a vulnerable fool being asked to identify myself to an anonymous caller. Worse yet, after the first call has been resolved, I get another call from the same trainee for a Darwin Award saying they got my voicemail and are responding. (They don't remember we sorted it out an hour ago.) We WON'T be pursuing a long term relationship with this intellectual giant.