A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as sh was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out "Perhaps you should hear how this came about"

"I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge. She ws barefoo9ted so I gave her your good sandals which you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her the sweater that I bought for your birthday but you never wore because the colour didn't suit you. Her jeans were torn so I gave her a pair of yours, which were perfectly good, but too small for you now."

"Then just as she was about to leave, she asked "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use any more?""

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A famjous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local town official who apologised profusely, saing "I must have taken Leif off my census".

Good weekend, guys and gals.