This thread reminds me of that part of Office Space where Peter asks Samir what he'd do if he had a million dollars...Samir: "You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities."

If I won that annuity, y'know what I'd do?

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you guessed it! 2 chicks at once! LOL