You got that right.
By the way, Chad. The statement:
"...being three sheets to the wind on some low-quality tequila." SHOULD be:
"being three sheets IN the wind on some low-quality tequila."
Sheets are actually the lines used to tie down the sails. If not tied down, then they're flapping IN the wind and the ship wobbles about like a drunken sailor. Just thought you'd like to know.
- - -Jim