The government don't give, they lend.

I live in Great Britain too, mine's obviously on a different time line though.

Also being a British Monarchy with a democratic government things are done properly, the government will pay for your University education as well as your accommodation learning materials and, on top of that, they will give you ??30 (about $50) pocket money a week

Presumably you are talking about student loans here?

http://graduate.monster.co.uk/8663_en-GB_p1.asp

I wonder is the dumb buggers who gave us the banking crisis are as well educated as yourself...

Give....