Darth Vader
I knew this dude with mad db and network skills. He was always bullying the noobs. They called him Darth Vader.

Management couldn't fired him because he was the only one who was able to debug the db in no time. There was a girl who couldn't stand him and one day he got fed up with her and completely corrupted her roaming profile. She couldn't log on properly to the network and was never able to complete her assignment on time. She got fired.

After he got rid of her, Darth Vader, decided he had to move on. The company had no challenging assignment for him and even thought he was making good money he wanted more for himself. He wanted to quit in style.

He waited for that perfect peak time of the year, data was pouring in like crazy and as usual network problems occurred. The IT Manager called him on an emergency situation while he was taking some time off at his cottage. He decided it was the right opportunity to quit. The company lost a fair amount of money for not been able to fix the leak. The IT Manager got fired and the next quarter the DotCom-Start-Up was shut down.

Darth Vader started his own Cie and was able to absorb most of the clientele his former employer own. He also hired the girl he had mess up her roaming profile and strangely end it up marrying her. Life is strange, people are strange.

Never underestimate The Power Of The FORCE...

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