A few years ago at work, I heard the toilet flush from a one-person women's room and 2 seconds later the occupant emerged. I watched her go striaght to her desk, through many doors. I caught up with her and said, "that's really disgusting, you didn't wash your hands." You know what she said? "Oh, that's OK, I use hand sanitizer here at my desk." I asked her, "what about the doorknobs that you touched along the way?" She said, "that's why I use hand sanitizer at my desk instead of washing my hands in the bathroom, my hands will just get dirty again on my way back." It didn't even occur to her that hundreds of people were being exposed to *her* germs due to her laziness. I love the twisted thinking behind it, too.

J.Ja