Blanket Party
Issue each of the offended parties a large bar of soap and a sturdy men's sock. Each participant drops his bar of soap into his sock and waits in hiding in the company parking lot (preferably after dark). When the offender approaches his car, the party organizer leaps from the shadows and covers the offender with a blanket so as he can't see what's about to happen to him. The rest of the team membes then emerge from hiding, and while pummeling the victim with their makeshift weapons, they demand an end to his annoying behavior, i.e., "Enough of the damned whistling!" or, "We've haard all we need to hear about your pathetic problems at home and for god's sake stop disrespecting your mother by using the F-word in her's and our presence." Then the team scatters, leaving the annoying one alone whimpering in a bruised heap oblivious to the identities of the perpetrators. The entire operation should take less than sixty seconds. This technique has been a training staple for decades, if not for centuries in U.S. Marine Corps circles and has proved effective in virtually all cases. There, now you CAN handle the truth.
