Please, tell us what current projects or future employment goals are causing you personal frustration so we can respond as you have here by tossing salt at them for you.

Why not just rush out and pick up those certs; money. You have to get the job that pays so you have the budget to pay through the nose for the certification content, potentially classes and finally the exam. Care to forward over your sponsorship cheque to keep my family fed while I take a week off my day job to "just go out and get the certs".

Perhaps you have friends in the certificating organizations that will happily wave the requirements of "X years of documented experience and endorsement of a current certification holder"?

After that, will you be forwarding me your letter of support that will somehow magically negate my need for documented experience?

It's not the skills, knowledge or lifetime of undocumented experience that's the problem. It's the beurocracy of the certification processes and mindsets like the one you've just demonstrated here.

Usually your busy starting crap over superficial ideas about nationality. I'm not even sure what puts your comment and writing tone a beyond a shade above trolling.