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Live Chickens? Not a great idea.
I have found that supergluing the chickens to my head works quite well. The big problem according to my experience are that live chickens have no mannners and will defecate (my, what a vocabulary I have! I almost used a better word.) on you head, then people will stare at you. The other problem are that the chickens will try to fly away and that hurts whe they pull your hair!