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You could superglue the live chickens (and obviously the dead chickens as well) to your head (just remember if you use dead chickens to get a fresh one occasionally, otherwise the stink will get you). The problem with live chickens is that they have to defecate occasionally (you can rectify that problem e ventually by not feeding it), then all the people stare at you the whole day. The other problem is that live chickens never sit stil, and believe me, you will get a headacke from all that hair pulling and talons gripping your scalp! And... excuse me, I have to go drink my pills, the staff is watching me