A fellow walked into our office one day and stated that he was going to ask the dumbest computer question the tech had ever heard. He's thinking, "Yeah. Right." Then the fellow asked, "Do you have any 'u' keys?" Seems his wife had taken their new vacuum to the keyboard and sucked all the keys off. They busted open the bag and found all but the "u" key! This customer was informed that he had three options: 1) get a new keyboard or find an old one with a "u" key; 2) shake out the vacuum hoses and check the bag one more time; or 3) get creative with the underscore key and make his readers fill in the blanks!