I have never had any romantic or sexual interest in co-workers.
You don't **** in your own back yard, ya know? If/when things go bad, you still have to be able to work with that person, and I have never met anyone at work that was worth quitting my job over.
Well, you have your rum, I am off to the bar. Last night of dart league, and I took tomorrow off because we are going to be closing the bars tonight.

as long as we don't lose, we will hold out being the first place losers.