You'll be coolest looking dude on the unemployment line. Get real! Just because you've been able to secure "sales" jobs in the past looking like some bum doesn't mean it'll work this season.

Your message reads like someone whose only "sales" job was in a muffler shop. In most market segments you wouldn't be where the public could see you in your "frickin' harido".

Here's another tip -- spell check before you press send.

Try getting a REAL sales job wearing a heavy metal t-shirt. The sales guys I work with make, literally, millions of dollars a year (I've seen the comissions database, and this is for real) and they'd never dream showing up for work looking as you describe.

While you're at it, get some colorful tatoos up and down your ams and neck. I'm sure you'll impress the next hiring manager you talk to. It makes it so much easier for people who are looking for a professional job when the bed-wetters continue thinking that looks don't count.