tell the idiot who did the original research into bovine excreta that the Zombies he's talking about are total Hollywood BS as the zombies of legend are non-thinking robot like things that require direct commands and controls with absolutely no ability to think for themselves or act outside the very simple commands they're given.

Why didn't he do something more realistic like pattern a spread of bubonic plague due to an ancient grave being opened up and it being released on the world today.