Not to worry.
You won't find me there, by real name or psuedonym, other than theoretically to make a point about reputations.
As to the other, I'd have to 1) get a Facebook account; 2) get drunk; 3) take pictures. I can't see myself ever losing my self-respect to the point I would join Facebook.
When you finish shaking your 'wee head', please wash your hands.